The 81st Annual Academy Awards Review...and yes, RIHANNA & CHRIS BROWN!

The 81st Annual Academy Awards were held this past Sunday February 22nd. Let's just cut right to the chase because I know you want to know who won...however; it was pretty obvious that "Slumdog Millionaire" was going to clean house. It wasn't obvious that Sean Penn would win "Best Actor in a Leading Role" for his role in "Milk", but we all did suspect the most memorable drunken speech from Penn himself...it's Sean Penn for goodness sakes! As for the fashions this year at the Oscars: log onto http://www.oscar.com/ for all the style winners-and losers. On a side note: the Oscars were allegedly "recession friendly"; however, I just want you to all take note that there was over one million Swarovski crystals on the stage...just thought I'd put that out there!

The Winners-for the categories we all didn't fall asleep in

Best Actor in a Leading Role-Sean Penn for "Milk"...????

Best Actress in a Leading Role-Kate Winslet for "The Reader"...FINALLY!!

Best Actor in a Supporting Role-Heath Ledger for "The Dark Knight"...duh!

Best Actress in a Supporting Role-Penelope Cruz for "Vicky Christina Barcelona...she was nominated?

For Best Picture, Directing, Music (song) & (score), Film Editing, Sound Mixing, Cinematography & Writing (adapted screenplay)- SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE!!!

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button walked away with three Oscars for Best Visual Effects, Make-up & Art Direction.

Congratulations to all the winners and nominees!

Now, for what I've wanted to talk about for the longest time...hence why I'm speeding through the Oscar Review; CHRIS BROWN IS A WOMAN BEATER!

We all don't know what the whole story is, but apparently the night of the Grammy Awards Chris Brown and Rihanna had cancelled there performances last minute due the fact that Rihanna was in the hospital and Chris Brown was turning himself into police-only to be released on a $50,000 bail for domestic violence/abuse. The picture of Rihanna [posted on TMZ.com]speaks for itself-my question is, how can anybody do that much harm to the person they so-called "love"?! The story apparently goes like this:

Rihanna and Chris were attending the Clive Davis pre-Grammy party where they were last seen "happy".

Rihanna and Chris get into his sports car and get into an arguement in the car for reasons being the following:

She apparently cheated on him; he apparently cheated on her; she apparently gave him herpes...I'm sure the list goes on. From there, an angry Rihanna takes Chris' keys out of the ignition and throws them out the window on the grass outside.

Chris at this point "snaps" and punches her in the face repeatedly, bites her, attempts to strangle her, bashes her head against the glove compartment all while he threatens to kill her.

This for one is obviously NOT a healthy or safe relationship. Rihanna however is still willing to give him another chance because he sent her diamonds, flowers etc...you know-the whole nine of "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that...I wasn't thinking clearly". For one, Chris...your career is over! You will never bounce back into the spotlight after what you did. Rihanna, you need to drop the loser! You have so much going for you and your career will only fluorish! You can do better...don't be another Tina Turner & Ike Turner-it took her 15 years to leave him! You're young, beautiful and talented...he's only going to repeat what he's done.

Until the next rant...ciao for now dudes <3>

Sass?!? In Hollywood?!?

Christian Bale [The Dark Knight] has created a media frenzy over his girly hissy-fit on the set of his new movie, "Terminator: Salvation". In approximately 3.5 minutes, I kid you not-you can hear Bale drop the "F" bomb about 35 times! What's the reason you ask? Apparently the films director of photography accidentally walks into his shot. Ummm...oh I'm sorry Mr.Bale, for some strange reason I thought YOU were the guy that did an outstanding performance in "The Dark Knight"...my bad, you by all means have every right to act like a total jerk-off! Puhhleez, Bale needs to realize that he's not the shit in Hollywood and is not, I repeat NOT the next best thing. So shut up and keep speaking as if your constipated...moron! For those of you who are curious in what Bale was shouting, the following is a brief glimpse...

"Do you want me to go and trash your lights? Do you want me to go and trash them? Then why are you trashing my scene? I'm gonna f---ing kick your f---ing ass. Seriously man, you and me, we're done professionally."--Christian Bale, 2009

Sam "I'm a pervert" Lutfi is...SUING BRITNEY SPEARS!! For those of you whom live under a rock, Lutfi is Spears' former bodyguard...and boy did he guard her body alright-huh?huh? Ok I get it, it's not that funny. Lutfi is suing Spears in the following categories:

1.) Libel Defamation

*Britney's mother [Lynne Spears] made accusations against Lutfi, telling it all in her book "Through the Storm" that Lutfi drugged Brit Brit's food

2.) Battery

*Lutfi claims that Britney's father [Jamie] punched him in the chest after he [Lutfi] insulted his [Jamie's] ex-wife Lynne...which caused nerve damage *rolling eyes*

3.) Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress

Ummm, he was sad after all this happened?????

4.) Breach of Contract

Apparently he says that he and Britney had an oral agreement [insert nasty joke here] that he would be her manager for 4 years and get 15% of her income...suuuuuuuuuuuurrrreee Sam, suuuuurreee!

First off you loser douche bag-you should be suing her mommy and daddy duhh, and second...you're a creep! You're obsessed with Britney and probably realized how much of a douche bag you really are! You anger me and all of Brit Brit's fans and if you do anything to prevent Ms. Spears to her fullest comeback potential ESPECIALLY when she is playing here @ GM Place on April 8th...well, something really bad is going to happen and nobody ruins my plans! Plus--you've got me talking with ALOT of profanity and I don't like that...you too Bale!! I have my eyes on the both of you!!

Question: Who do you think is Hilary Duff's latest Hollywood beef?

Is it:

a.) Bette Midler

b.) Cher

c.) Faye Dunaway

Well the answer is "C". Yup, that's right the latest Hollywood catfight in the works is between Dunaway and Duff. Dunaway basically said that Duff shouldn't have been casted in the new "Bonnie & Clyde" movie quoting: "Shouldn't they have hired a real actress?!" Duff responded back by stating that Dunaway is just bitter because if she "looked like that now, she'd be bitter too"...ouuuucccchhh!! Again, for those of you who live under a rock or at sea, Dunaway was the original Bonnie Parker in 1968-she was also nominated for an oscar. Hmmm, Hilary Duff possibly in an Oscar worthy role?? What would Lindsay Lohan think?

Until the next rant...ciao for now dudes <3