Sass?!? In Hollywood?!?

Christian Bale [The Dark Knight] has created a media frenzy over his girly hissy-fit on the set of his new movie, "Terminator: Salvation". In approximately 3.5 minutes, I kid you not-you can hear Bale drop the "F" bomb about 35 times! What's the reason you ask? Apparently the films director of photography accidentally walks into his shot. Ummm...oh I'm sorry Mr.Bale, for some strange reason I thought YOU were the guy that did an outstanding performance in "The Dark Knight"...my bad, you by all means have every right to act like a total jerk-off! Puhhleez, Bale needs to realize that he's not the shit in Hollywood and is not, I repeat NOT the next best thing. So shut up and keep speaking as if your constipated...moron! For those of you who are curious in what Bale was shouting, the following is a brief glimpse...

"Do you want me to go and trash your lights? Do you want me to go and trash them? Then why are you trashing my scene? I'm gonna f---ing kick your f---ing ass. Seriously man, you and me, we're done professionally."--Christian Bale, 2009

Sam "I'm a pervert" Lutfi is...SUING BRITNEY SPEARS!! For those of you whom live under a rock, Lutfi is Spears' former bodyguard...and boy did he guard her body alright-huh?huh? Ok I get it, it's not that funny. Lutfi is suing Spears in the following categories:

1.) Libel Defamation

*Britney's mother [Lynne Spears] made accusations against Lutfi, telling it all in her book "Through the Storm" that Lutfi drugged Brit Brit's food

2.) Battery

*Lutfi claims that Britney's father [Jamie] punched him in the chest after he [Lutfi] insulted his [Jamie's] ex-wife Lynne...which caused nerve damage *rolling eyes*

3.) Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress

Ummm, he was sad after all this happened?????

4.) Breach of Contract

Apparently he says that he and Britney had an oral agreement [insert nasty joke here] that he would be her manager for 4 years and get 15% of her income...suuuuuuuuuuuurrrreee Sam, suuuuurreee!

First off you loser douche bag-you should be suing her mommy and daddy duhh, and second...you're a creep! You're obsessed with Britney and probably realized how much of a douche bag you really are! You anger me and all of Brit Brit's fans and if you do anything to prevent Ms. Spears to her fullest comeback potential ESPECIALLY when she is playing here @ GM Place on April 8th...well, something really bad is going to happen and nobody ruins my plans! Plus--you've got me talking with ALOT of profanity and I don't like that...you too Bale!! I have my eyes on the both of you!!

Question: Who do you think is Hilary Duff's latest Hollywood beef?

Is it:

a.) Bette Midler

b.) Cher

c.) Faye Dunaway

Well the answer is "C". Yup, that's right the latest Hollywood catfight in the works is between Dunaway and Duff. Dunaway basically said that Duff shouldn't have been casted in the new "Bonnie & Clyde" movie quoting: "Shouldn't they have hired a real actress?!" Duff responded back by stating that Dunaway is just bitter because if she "looked like that now, she'd be bitter too"...ouuuucccchhh!! Again, for those of you who live under a rock or at sea, Dunaway was the original Bonnie Parker in 1968-she was also nominated for an oscar. Hmmm, Hilary Duff possibly in an Oscar worthy role?? What would Lindsay Lohan think?

Until the next rant...ciao for now dudes <3