Mr & Mrs Chris Brown?!

WTF?!! I know!!! Apparently the next generation of Tina and Ike have secretly wed at P.Diddy's mansion in Miami this past week. The two had an emotional reunion, where a tearful Chris apologised and begged for forgiveness. Of course he did what any woman beater would then do-PROPOSE! Ignoring her loved one's and Oprah's warning to her about being in a relationship that is so volatile...Rihanna said "I can't live without you" and married the moron! Urghhhh, when will she learn? As far as I'm concerned the next time he beats the sh*t out of her, she may not be so lucky. On top of marrying him, the pair have apparently started to plan a family together!!! WTF times ten!!! A source tells Star magazine: "All she's ever wanted was to be with him forever. Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris." Ok...whatever happened to actually being in a relationship where the man DOESN'T beat the woman up? What ever happened to NOT bringing children into a world where mummy and daddy know they have an abusive relationship. If I were Rihanna's mother, I'd slap some sense into her!

In other Rihanna and Chris Brown gossip: the pair are allegedly recording a duet together as well. It's not going to be just any song, it's going to be a love song-self explanatory. On top of this new bullsh*t, the pair actually think they have an "award winning" duet on their hands...seriously! Do you really think the music industry and the general public will perceive your "love song duet" well?! Hellllllll no!

Chris Brown is also pleading to his fans [ all 10 of them now most likely] on his myspace page to vote for him for "Best Male Singer" at the Kid's Choice Awards which will be held on March 28th because he still wants to be known as a teen icon and a legitimate artist-no confirmation on the two if they will be attending, but don't be surprised if they show up together!

Don't think everyone has given up on Rihanna. The "Umbrella" singer's mentor, Jay-Z; is trying to arrange a meeting with Rihanna and long-time abuse survivor Tina Tuner.

Until the next rant...ciao for now dudes <3

The 81st Annual Academy Awards Review...and yes, RIHANNA & CHRIS BROWN!

The 81st Annual Academy Awards were held this past Sunday February 22nd. Let's just cut right to the chase because I know you want to know who won...however; it was pretty obvious that "Slumdog Millionaire" was going to clean house. It wasn't obvious that Sean Penn would win "Best Actor in a Leading Role" for his role in "Milk", but we all did suspect the most memorable drunken speech from Penn himself...it's Sean Penn for goodness sakes! As for the fashions this year at the Oscars: log onto http://www.oscar.com/ for all the style winners-and losers. On a side note: the Oscars were allegedly "recession friendly"; however, I just want you to all take note that there was over one million Swarovski crystals on the stage...just thought I'd put that out there!

The Winners-for the categories we all didn't fall asleep in

Best Actor in a Leading Role-Sean Penn for "Milk"...????

Best Actress in a Leading Role-Kate Winslet for "The Reader"...FINALLY!!

Best Actor in a Supporting Role-Heath Ledger for "The Dark Knight"...duh!

Best Actress in a Supporting Role-Penelope Cruz for "Vicky Christina Barcelona...she was nominated?

For Best Picture, Directing, Music (song) & (score), Film Editing, Sound Mixing, Cinematography & Writing (adapted screenplay)- SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE!!!

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button walked away with three Oscars for Best Visual Effects, Make-up & Art Direction.

Congratulations to all the winners and nominees!

Now, for what I've wanted to talk about for the longest time...hence why I'm speeding through the Oscar Review; CHRIS BROWN IS A WOMAN BEATER!

We all don't know what the whole story is, but apparently the night of the Grammy Awards Chris Brown and Rihanna had cancelled there performances last minute due the fact that Rihanna was in the hospital and Chris Brown was turning himself into police-only to be released on a $50,000 bail for domestic violence/abuse. The picture of Rihanna [posted on TMZ.com]speaks for itself-my question is, how can anybody do that much harm to the person they so-called "love"?! The story apparently goes like this:

Rihanna and Chris were attending the Clive Davis pre-Grammy party where they were last seen "happy".

Rihanna and Chris get into his sports car and get into an arguement in the car for reasons being the following:

She apparently cheated on him; he apparently cheated on her; she apparently gave him herpes...I'm sure the list goes on. From there, an angry Rihanna takes Chris' keys out of the ignition and throws them out the window on the grass outside.

Chris at this point "snaps" and punches her in the face repeatedly, bites her, attempts to strangle her, bashes her head against the glove compartment all while he threatens to kill her.

This for one is obviously NOT a healthy or safe relationship. Rihanna however is still willing to give him another chance because he sent her diamonds, flowers etc...you know-the whole nine of "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that...I wasn't thinking clearly". For one, Chris...your career is over! You will never bounce back into the spotlight after what you did. Rihanna, you need to drop the loser! You have so much going for you and your career will only fluorish! You can do better...don't be another Tina Turner & Ike Turner-it took her 15 years to leave him! You're young, beautiful and talented...he's only going to repeat what he's done.

Until the next rant...ciao for now dudes <3>

Sass?!? In Hollywood?!?

Christian Bale [The Dark Knight] has created a media frenzy over his girly hissy-fit on the set of his new movie, "Terminator: Salvation". In approximately 3.5 minutes, I kid you not-you can hear Bale drop the "F" bomb about 35 times! What's the reason you ask? Apparently the films director of photography accidentally walks into his shot. Ummm...oh I'm sorry Mr.Bale, for some strange reason I thought YOU were the guy that did an outstanding performance in "The Dark Knight"...my bad, you by all means have every right to act like a total jerk-off! Puhhleez, Bale needs to realize that he's not the shit in Hollywood and is not, I repeat NOT the next best thing. So shut up and keep speaking as if your constipated...moron! For those of you who are curious in what Bale was shouting, the following is a brief glimpse...

"Do you want me to go and trash your lights? Do you want me to go and trash them? Then why are you trashing my scene? I'm gonna f---ing kick your f---ing ass. Seriously man, you and me, we're done professionally."--Christian Bale, 2009

Sam "I'm a pervert" Lutfi is...SUING BRITNEY SPEARS!! For those of you whom live under a rock, Lutfi is Spears' former bodyguard...and boy did he guard her body alright-huh?huh? Ok I get it, it's not that funny. Lutfi is suing Spears in the following categories:

1.) Libel Defamation

*Britney's mother [Lynne Spears] made accusations against Lutfi, telling it all in her book "Through the Storm" that Lutfi drugged Brit Brit's food

2.) Battery

*Lutfi claims that Britney's father [Jamie] punched him in the chest after he [Lutfi] insulted his [Jamie's] ex-wife Lynne...which caused nerve damage *rolling eyes*

3.) Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress

Ummm, he was sad after all this happened?????

4.) Breach of Contract

Apparently he says that he and Britney had an oral agreement [insert nasty joke here] that he would be her manager for 4 years and get 15% of her income...suuuuuuuuuuuurrrreee Sam, suuuuurreee!

First off you loser douche bag-you should be suing her mommy and daddy duhh, and second...you're a creep! You're obsessed with Britney and probably realized how much of a douche bag you really are! You anger me and all of Brit Brit's fans and if you do anything to prevent Ms. Spears to her fullest comeback potential ESPECIALLY when she is playing here @ GM Place on April 8th...well, something really bad is going to happen and nobody ruins my plans! Plus--you've got me talking with ALOT of profanity and I don't like that...you too Bale!! I have my eyes on the both of you!!

Question: Who do you think is Hilary Duff's latest Hollywood beef?

Is it:

a.) Bette Midler

b.) Cher

c.) Faye Dunaway

Well the answer is "C". Yup, that's right the latest Hollywood catfight in the works is between Dunaway and Duff. Dunaway basically said that Duff shouldn't have been casted in the new "Bonnie & Clyde" movie quoting: "Shouldn't they have hired a real actress?!" Duff responded back by stating that Dunaway is just bitter because if she "looked like that now, she'd be bitter too"...ouuuucccchhh!! Again, for those of you who live under a rock or at sea, Dunaway was the original Bonnie Parker in 1968-she was also nominated for an oscar. Hmmm, Hilary Duff possibly in an Oscar worthy role?? What would Lindsay Lohan think?

Until the next rant...ciao for now dudes <3

There he is...Mr.President!

Alrighty-it's pretty clear on how the world is feeling, now that Former President Bush is out...and President Obama is in!! Like the rest of the world, I was watching the Inauguration of the first African-American President-Barack Hussein Obama and felt that the world will FINALLY be a better place. I honestly felt that positive changes will be made and all our hopes and dreams will become a reality. Go Obama!!

Back to celebrity talk now...THE OSCARS ARE COMING!!! Nominations for the 81st Annual Academy Awards will be held tomorrow [January 22 @ 5:30am PT] in the Academy's Samuel Goldwyn Theatre. All I want is for my Leo to be nominated and actually WIN this year-rather get snubbed like he does every year by some old guy making a "come-back" *ahem* Mickey Rourke. The Academy Awards will be held on February 22 @ 5pt/et on ABC.

When the Oscars are around the corner, so are the Razzie Awards. The 29th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards salutes the worst films to come out of Hollywood...and guess who is leading the way with 7 nominations for 2008-Mike Meyers' "The Love Guru"...good luck Mike!! We hope you lose!

Not much going on in Tinseltown this week considering most of the A-list stars were at their nations capital celebrating Bush leaving office, so until the next rant...ciao dudes <3

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Review

Sunday January 11th was the date of the 66th annual Golden Globe Awards. Held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel-the stars of Hollywood were definitely dressed to impress. "Slumdog Millionaire" and Kate Winslet cleaned house, where "Slumdog Millionaire" won in EVERY category they were nominated for [Best Motion Picture-Drama, Best Director-Motion Picture, Best Screenplay-Motion Picture, and Best Original Score-Motion Picture] and Winslet taking home the Golden Globe for not only the Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture-Drama, but for Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture...way to go Kate!! It was certainly no surprise that the Late Heath Ledger took home the Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture for his portrayal of the gothic villain-the Joker in "The Dark Knight"-the Golden Globe will be presented to his daughter Matilda. The biggest shocker of the night had to have been Mickey Rourkes victory for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture-Drama for "The Wrestler". Before Rourkes role in "The Wrestler" his career was literally labelled as "non-existant" and even "dead". "30 Rock" & "John Adams" dominated the television categories, where "30 Rock" walked away with 3 Golden Globes and "John Adams" with 4. Steven Spielberg walked away with the "Cecil B. DeMille Award" for his long time contribution to Hollywood cinema. The following are other winners of the night:

Best Motion Picture-Musical or Comedy: Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture-Musical or Comedy: Sally Hawkins for "Happy Go Lucky"

Best Animated Film: Wall-E

Best Foreign Language Film: Waltz with Bashir (Israel)

Best Original Song: "The Wrestler" for The Wrestler by Bruce Springsteen

Best Television Series-Drama: Mad Men

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series-Drama: Anna Paquin for True Blood

Best Performance by an Actor in a aTelevision Series-Drama: Gabriel Byrne for In Treatment

Best Television Series-Musical or Comedy: 30 Rock

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series-Musical or Comedy: Tina Fey for 30 Rock

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series-Musical or Comedy: Alec Baldwin for 30 Rock

Best Mini Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: John Adams

Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: Laura Linney for John Adams

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: Paul Giamatti for John Adams

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Mini Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: Laura Dern for Recount

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Mini Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: Tom Wilkonson for John Adams

Congratulations to all the nominees and winners!!

Another big congratulations goes out to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner where they welcomed their second daughter on January 6th. The couple have named their baby girl: Seraphina Elizabeth Rose Affleck...*trying to contain my laughter*-Seraphina?? In Hebrew that means "the fiery one"-good things to come in her future I tell ya!

Until the next rant, ciao for now dudes :)

The Best and Worst of 2008!

Hello and a happy 2009 lovely people!

So, you all want to know what's been hot and not for 2008?! Of course you do...why else would you be here! So here it goes, and before I proceed I want to only see more drama, cat fights and unlikely hookups for 2009...and then-some! Whooo!


First off, we saw a baby boom in Hollywood this past year...everybody was popping babies out-and there was especially a trend in twins. The most anticipated baby or babies I should say the world was waiting for, was the arrival of Brangelina's twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon on July 12th. The most shocking...CLAY AIKEN!! Who then "surprisingly" came out of the closet with the birth of his son Parker on August 8th. Ex-wild party girl Nicole Ritchie and boyfriend Joel Madden welcomed the world to their first child, daughter Harlow Winter Kate on January 11th, in which to everyone's surprise...Ritchie is actually a good mother and has become a homebody...awww!

More Births
Jennifer Lopez & Mark Anthony with their twins, daughter Emme and son Max on February 22
Ricky Martin with his twins, sons Matteo and Valentino in early August
Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman with their son, Max Liron on January 12th
Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry with their daughter, Nahla Ariela on March 16th
Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves with their son, Levi on July 7th
Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale with their son, Zuma Nesta Rock on August 21st
Laila Ali & Curtis Conway with their son, Curtis Jr. on August 26th
Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban with their daughter, Sunday Rose on July 7th
Courtney Thorne Smith & Roger Fishman with their son, Jacob Emerson on January 11th
Julianna Margulies & Keith Lieberthal with their daughter, Kieran Lindsay on January 17th
Brooke Burke & David Charvet with their daughter, Shaya on March 5th
Cate Blanchett & Andrew Upton with their son, Ignatius Martin on April 13th
Sarah & Todd Palin with their son, Trig on April 18th
Kyle Maclachlan & Desiree Gruber with their son, Callum Lyon on July 25th
Matt & Luciana Damon with their daughter, Gia Zavala on August 20th
Lisa Marie Presley & Michael Lockwood with their twins, daughter Harper and son Findlay on October 7th

Finally- the woman who seemed like she has been pregnant forever...Mrs. Ashley Simpon-Went & Pete Wentz with their son, Bronx Mowgli on November 20th.

Congrats celebrities, a job well done! Also-let me know which baby you think has the most unique name!

A lot of my friends have been asking me...so who got married in 2008? I wonder...how could you NOT know? Seriously!? The biggest surprise wedding...actually in Hollywood there's no such thing as "biggest" surprise wedding because it seems to me that in 2008 EVERYONE was having a "surprise" wedding.



Top 3 Surprise Celebrity Weddings of 2008
#3.) Howard Stern & Beth Ostrosky
#2.) Beyonce & Jay Z
#1.) Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon!!! I know...no comment *rolling eyes*



2008 was also the year of same-sex marriages with Ellen DeGeneres & long time girlfriend Portia de Rossi tying the knot, as well as former "Star Trek" actor George Takei and his partner of nearly 20 years Brad Altman.



More Weddings
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz
Beverly Mitchell & michael Cameron
Sara Evans & Jay Barker
Jewel & Ty Murray
Jessica Alba & Cash Warren
Katherine McPhee & Nick Cokas
Greg Norman & Chris Evert
Carla Bruni & Nicolas Sarkozy
James Gondolfini & Deborah Lin
Eli Manning & Abby McGrew
Tia Mowry & Cory Hardrict
Jenna Bush & Henry Hager
Loni Anderson & Bob Flick
Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller
Timbaland & Monique Idlett
Ethan Hawke & Ryan Shawhughes
Olivia Newton-John & John Easterling
Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds
Picabo Street & John Reeser
John Rich & Joan Bush
Tommy Hilfiger & Dee OCleppo



With marriage comes breakups...with breakups comes drama...with drama you get Madonna.


Madonna and husband of 8 years Guy Ritchie decided that 2008 was a year for them to call it quits...but not so quietly. Hello!!! This is Madonna! The divorce settled out of court where Guy ended up with a little over 90 million dollars from Madge, where the kids will be living part time with the material mom in New York and the British director in England. Was I the only one that thought the marriage would last?! Apparently A-Rod didn't think so *wink* *wink*



Other breakups
Anne Hathaway & Raffaello Follieri (he's a fraud and is currently in prison)
David Duchovny & Tea Leoni (he's a sex addict)
Pink & Carey Hart (they are actually still BFF's after the amicable split)
Al Reynolds& Star Jones (he's an attention seeking golddigger)
Liv Tyler & Royston Langdon (he's a rocker...what more can I say)
Marsha & Robin Williams (ummm...she realized it was Robin Williams)
George Clooney & Sarah Larson (HELLO? It's George Clooney!)
Shania Twain & Robert "Mut" Lange (he's a little prick that cheated on her with her BFF)
Holly & Hugh Heffner (umm...she realized he's old!!)
Kate Walsh & Alex (the famous..."irreconcilable differences")

2008 was also a year for many good-byes, the 3 biggest losses of 2008 to Hollywood were:
#3.) Bernie Mac
#2.) Paul Newman
#1.) Heath Ledger



Jennifer Hudson went through the unimaginable family tragedy where her mother, brother and nephew were brutally murdered. They will all be dearly missed.



2008...officially the year of the comebacks...yup you guessed it, I'm talking about NKOTB and Britney Spears. 2008 was a year of hardships and turmoils for Spears. However; after a few hospitalizations, the pop princess reigns once again! GO BRITNEY! I'll see you in Vancouver in April! NKOTB...all I have to say is these guys killed it at their reunion concert in Vancouver on November 21st...I have never seen so much stamina from 5 guys in their 40's dancing around singing "Hangin' Tough".



With the economy going down the drain, and the corruption on Wall Street blah blah blah...the people of the United States of America voted for a change in November. Goodbye Bush...hello Mr.Barack Obama! Great job Americans...great job!



Fashion you ask? All I'm going to say is that the biggest 2008 FAD has to be the hippie head band...do you hear me Nicole Ritchie! No to the hippie head band!



My favourite movie/album/tv show in 2008 had to have been and I know most of you agree with me...and if you don't well, nothing can beat these...nothing...that's why most of you will agree *drum roll*



The Dark Knight, Madonna: Sticky and Sweet and....THE RETURN OF 90210!!!!!



So folks, from pregnant men to surviving plane crashes to Olympic singing scandals- 2008 has come and gone, in 2009 however; you should definitely watch out for the following stars on the rise because they are going to come at you big!



The Jonas Brothers
Selena Gomez
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
Taylor Swift
Lil Wayne
Robert Pattinson



They may have had some success in 2008 but 2009 is there year...I can feel it people! Have you also noticed I didn't once mention Paris Hilton ;)



Until the next rant...ciao for now dudes <3

From the media princess to you...may this holiday season bring you lots of joy, happiness and warmth. Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year :D I'll see you bitchez in 2009!