Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Best and Worst of 2008!


Hello and a happy 2009 lovely people!

So, you all want to know what's been hot and not for 2008?! Of course you do...why else would you be here! So here it goes, and before I proceed I want to only see more drama, cat fights and unlikely hookups for 2009...and then-some! Whooo!


First off, we saw a baby boom in Hollywood this past year...everybody was popping babies out-and there was especially a trend in twins. The most anticipated baby or babies I should say the world was waiting for, was the arrival of Brangelina's twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon on July 12th. The most shocking...CLAY AIKEN!! Who then "surprisingly" came out of the closet with the birth of his son Parker on August 8th. Ex-wild party girl Nicole Ritchie and boyfriend Joel Madden welcomed the world to their first child, daughter Harlow Winter Kate on January 11th, in which to everyone's surprise...Ritchie is actually a good mother and has become a homebody...awww!

More Births
Jennifer Lopez & Mark Anthony with their twins, daughter Emme and son Max on February 22
Ricky Martin with his twins, sons Matteo and Valentino in early August
Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman with their son, Max Liron on January 12th
Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry with their daughter, Nahla Ariela on March 16th
Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves with their son, Levi on July 7th
Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale with their son, Zuma Nesta Rock on August 21st
Laila Ali & Curtis Conway with their son, Curtis Jr. on August 26th
Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban with their daughter, Sunday Rose on July 7th
Courtney Thorne Smith & Roger Fishman with their son, Jacob Emerson on January 11th
Julianna Margulies & Keith Lieberthal with their daughter, Kieran Lindsay on January 17th
Brooke Burke & David Charvet with their daughter, Shaya on March 5th
Cate Blanchett & Andrew Upton with their son, Ignatius Martin on April 13th
Sarah & Todd Palin with their son, Trig on April 18th
Kyle Maclachlan & Desiree Gruber with their son, Callum Lyon on July 25th
Matt & Luciana Damon with their daughter, Gia Zavala on August 20th
Lisa Marie Presley & Michael Lockwood with their twins, daughter Harper and son Findlay on October 7th

Finally- the woman who seemed like she has been pregnant forever...Mrs. Ashley Simpon-Went & Pete Wentz with their son, Bronx Mowgli on November 20th.

Congrats celebrities, a job well done! Also-let me know which baby you think has the most unique name!

A lot of my friends have been asking me...so who got married in 2008? I wonder...how could you NOT know? Seriously!? The biggest surprise wedding...actually in Hollywood there's no such thing as "biggest" surprise wedding because it seems to me that in 2008 EVERYONE was having a "surprise" wedding.



Top 3 Surprise Celebrity Weddings of 2008
#3.) Howard Stern & Beth Ostrosky
#2.) Beyonce & Jay Z
#1.) Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon!!! I know...no comment *rolling eyes*



2008 was also the year of same-sex marriages with Ellen DeGeneres & long time girlfriend Portia de Rossi tying the knot, as well as former "Star Trek" actor George Takei and his partner of nearly 20 years Brad Altman.



More Weddings
Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz
Beverly Mitchell & michael Cameron
Sara Evans & Jay Barker
Jewel & Ty Murray
Jessica Alba & Cash Warren
Katherine McPhee & Nick Cokas
Greg Norman & Chris Evert
Carla Bruni & Nicolas Sarkozy
James Gondolfini & Deborah Lin
Eli Manning & Abby McGrew
Tia Mowry & Cory Hardrict
Jenna Bush & Henry Hager
Loni Anderson & Bob Flick
Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller
Timbaland & Monique Idlett
Ethan Hawke & Ryan Shawhughes
Olivia Newton-John & John Easterling
Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds
Picabo Street & John Reeser
John Rich & Joan Bush
Tommy Hilfiger & Dee OCleppo



With marriage comes breakups...with breakups comes drama...with drama you get Madonna.


Madonna and husband of 8 years Guy Ritchie decided that 2008 was a year for them to call it quits...but not so quietly. Hello!!! This is Madonna! The divorce settled out of court where Guy ended up with a little over 90 million dollars from Madge, where the kids will be living part time with the material mom in New York and the British director in England. Was I the only one that thought the marriage would last?! Apparently A-Rod didn't think so *wink* *wink*



Other breakups
Anne Hathaway & Raffaello Follieri (he's a fraud and is currently in prison)
David Duchovny & Tea Leoni (he's a sex addict)
Pink & Carey Hart (they are actually still BFF's after the amicable split)
Al Reynolds& Star Jones (he's an attention seeking golddigger)
Liv Tyler & Royston Langdon (he's a rocker...what more can I say)
Marsha & Robin Williams (ummm...she realized it was Robin Williams)
George Clooney & Sarah Larson (HELLO? It's George Clooney!)
Shania Twain & Robert "Mut" Lange (he's a little prick that cheated on her with her BFF)
Holly & Hugh Heffner (umm...she realized he's old!!)
Kate Walsh & Alex (the famous..."irreconcilable differences")

2008 was also a year for many good-byes, the 3 biggest losses of 2008 to Hollywood were:
#3.) Bernie Mac
#2.) Paul Newman
#1.) Heath Ledger



Jennifer Hudson went through the unimaginable family tragedy where her mother, brother and nephew were brutally murdered. They will all be dearly missed.



2008...officially the year of the comebacks...yup you guessed it, I'm talking about NKOTB and Britney Spears. 2008 was a year of hardships and turmoils for Spears. However; after a few hospitalizations, the pop princess reigns once again! GO BRITNEY! I'll see you in Vancouver in April! NKOTB...all I have to say is these guys killed it at their reunion concert in Vancouver on November 21st...I have never seen so much stamina from 5 guys in their 40's dancing around singing "Hangin' Tough".



With the economy going down the drain, and the corruption on Wall Street blah blah blah...the people of the United States of America voted for a change in November. Goodbye Bush...hello Mr.Barack Obama! Great job Americans...great job!



Fashion you ask? All I'm going to say is that the biggest 2008 FAD has to be the hippie head band...do you hear me Nicole Ritchie! No to the hippie head band!



My favourite movie/album/tv show in 2008 had to have been and I know most of you agree with me...and if you don't well, nothing can beat these...nothing...that's why most of you will agree *drum roll*



The Dark Knight, Madonna: Sticky and Sweet and....THE RETURN OF 90210!!!!!



So folks, from pregnant men to surviving plane crashes to Olympic singing scandals- 2008 has come and gone, in 2009 however; you should definitely watch out for the following stars on the rise because they are going to come at you big!



The Jonas Brothers
Selena Gomez
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
Taylor Swift
Lil Wayne
Robert Pattinson



They may have had some success in 2008 but 2009 is there year...I can feel it people! Have you also noticed I didn't once mention Paris Hilton ;)



Until the next rant...ciao for now dudes <3











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